I was astounded that The Bourne Ultimatum was the third and best film in the series. How often does a series get better as it goes? It certainly is not the case with the Rush Hour movies. In Rush Hour 3, Tucker and Chan still have the charm, but the thrown together plot is as outdated and stale as they come.

As the credits rolled at the beginning of the movie you know who the bad guy is. Remember, in Rush Hour 2 Carter said, "Behind every big crime there's a rich white man..." In Rush Hour it was Tom Wilkinson. In Rush Hour 2 it was Alan King. So when Max Von Sydow's name appears you just know it is him this time around.

Having run out of ideas, the writers bring back the Chinese ambassador and his daughter that were in the first movie. An assassination attempt on him takes Carter and Lee to Paris to fight, who else, the Chinese mob known as the Triads. Once in Paris the plot holes start growing. Carter and Lee go into a night club and Carter just happens to start flirting with a girl, Genevieve, that turns out to be very pivotal to the plot. Later, Carter, wandering the city of Paris, just happens to come across another nightclub where Genevieve is the star performer. The worst coincidence happens near the end after Carter and Lee parasail off the Eiffel Tower to avoid being shot and land several blocks away in a large pool. The bad guy and his hostage are their waiting for them?

The plot holes are not the only problem here. Genevieve does a number dressed like Madonna from her Express Yourself video. How long ago was that? Speaking of old songs, The movie opens with Chris Tucker doing a obnoxious version of Prince's Do Me. That songs was from the early 80's. Besides the old song, Rush Hour 3 visits old routines. In one scene Carter gets confused talking to a Chinese man name Yu. The same routine was done in Rush Hour 2, not to mention 50 years ago by Abbott and Costello.

With all of this mess going on I have yet to describe the most groan inducing scene put on film since Van Diesel did the Peter Panda dance in The Pacifier. Some Triads are in the audience as Genevieve is on stage making like Madonna. They are there to shoot her with machine guns as she performs. Apparently it never occurred to them that having 100 witnesses might not be a good idea, but I digress. To save her, Carter jumps on stage and starts singing to her. Lee does a Nicole Kidman, from Moulan Rouge, imitation and swings in, dueting on the same song. Chan should never sing again, at least not in English.

The movies brightest spot comes in the form of an annoying French cab driver who at first hates Americans because they are so violent. After surviving a car chase with Carter and Lee he wants to work with them but his wife, played by Gerard Depardieu's daughter, won't let him. "Now I will never know what it's like to be an American. Now I will never know what it is like to kill someone for no reason." He moans.

Rush Hour needs to get out of the fast lane. It is holding up traffic.

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