Pain & Gain Movie Poster

US Release Date: 04/26/2013


Directed by:Michael Bay


Movie Review

Pain & Gain

"Their American dream is bigger than yours"
Reviewed on: April 29th, 2013
Mark Wahlberg and Dwayne Johnson in Pain and Gain.

Mark Wahlberg and Dwayne Johnson in Pain and Gain.

Pain and Gain is based on the true and rather bizarre story of the Sun Gym Gang, a group of bodybuilders who fancied themselves criminal masterminds. As with all Hollywood "true stories", this one pumps up the truth somewhat, but enough of it is accurate to prove the old adage that sometimes truth is indeed stranger than fiction.

Taking a break from his usual, explosive, summer blockbusters, Michael Bay directs this dark comedy with a great deal of energy. As is typical with him, the film runs longer than it needs to, but still remains fairly entertaining throughout its overly long running time. It's easily the most entertaining movie Bay has put out in years, possibly ever.

Mark Wahlberg stars as Daniel Lugo, a bodybuilder in Miami with ambitions as big as his muscles and far bigger than his brain. He hatches a get rich quick scheme and persuades two of his fellow bodybuilders to go along with it. His plan involves kidnapping despicable businessman Victor Kershaw, holding him prisoner and torturing him until he signs over all of his assets. Naturally, or there probably wouldn't have been a movie made about it, things don't go exactly according to plan. Lugo and his associates have just enough brains between the three of them to come up with a plan, but without being able to see it through to the end.

The film is played as a comedy, but it's definitely a dark one. Despite their stupidity, which almost lends them a certain charm, at least at the beginning, these guys are kidnappers who eventually turn into murderers. To enjoy it, you need to be able to laugh when body parts are used as the punchline of a joke. It only becomes unsettling when you stop and realize that these were real murders that were committed. Some of their worst atrocities have been kept out of the film to enable the audience to keep watching. For instance, the real Kershaw has testified to being sadistically burned and tortured while his kidnappers laughed, whereas here in the film the characters are played as if they're reluctant to harm him, at least at first.

Dwayne Johnson and Anthony Mackie play Lugo's henchmen. Mackie plays Adrian, a bodybuilder who has become impotent due to the steroids he's been taking and who ends up marrying the nurse who treats him for it. Johnson, as Paul, is a scene stealer. He's an ex-con, born again Christian, cokehead who ends up with a Russian stripper as a girlfriend who thinks that he's a CIA agent. Paul is both the dumbest member of the group and the only one to have anything like a conscience regarding their activities.

Tony Shaloub is also quite good as Victor Kershaw. He plays him as a man so unlikable that it's easy to forget that he's the victim. Even the police find him so repulsive that they are reluctant to listen to his tale of kidnapping and attempted murder.

At times uneven and definitely running out of steam by the film's final 30 minutes, Pain and Gain is still fairly entertaining. Watching these criminals go deeper and deeper in over their heads is like watching a train wreck. You almost can't look away until you've seen how it all turns out.

Did you enjoy Scott's review? Give this review a thumbs up. +14
You may only thumbs up or thumbs down a review once.
Reviewed on: September 5th, 2013
Dwayne Johnson, Tony Shalhoub and Wark Wahlberg in Pain & Gain

Dwayne Johnson, Tony Shalhoub and Wark Wahlberg in Pain & Gain

As we are told, not once, but twice during the movie, Pain & Gain is based on a true story. As Scott wrote, some license was taken. The most noticeable change for me is that the real bodybuilders and initial victim were all Latin while the actors are clearly not.

The body builders were of Puerto Rican and Cuban descent while the initial victim was from Argentina. Mark Wahlberg is half Swedish and half Irish. Anthony Mackie is an African American. Dwayne Johnson’s father is African Canadian and his mother is Samoan. Tony Shalhoub’s parents are both Lebanese. A report came out just two months ago stating that California now has as many Latino citizens as White. What a shame none of them have ever considered acting.

Also as Scott wrote, the three inept, yet brutal kidnappers have a certain amount of charm. Johnson’s role as Doyle is an amalgam of three real people and is played mostly for laughs. After an attempted escape by Kershaw, Doyle slugs him to the ground and says to him, “Why'd you make me do that to you, Victor? I have responsibilities! Jesus Christ himself has blessed me with many gifts. One of them is knocking someone the fuck out!”  It is intended to be funny but the only time I came close to laughing is when Doyle says to Lugo, “I can NOT kill!” to which Lugo hugs Doyle and says reassuringly, “Duly noted! Look, I promise when this is over, we'll all go camping, OK?”

Doorbal in real life was noted to be the most psychotic, yet here he is portrayed merely as Lugo’s mild follower. His impotence is played for laughs, “I'm a man who just got married and his penis don't work.” The film likewise intended us to find humor in his efforts to remove the blood from his home after dismembering two victims.

This kind of portrayal outraged family and friends of the actual victims as they felt it in some way created a certain amount of sympathy for the killers. Michael Bay was clearly trying to make us laugh at these idiots’ efforts and therefore I see their point. We do not actually want them to get away with murder, but we are not overly encouraged to root for their capture either.  

So I return to the racial issue. Did the film makers purposely hire non-Hispanics to make them more likable? Would we have felt anything different towards them had they been played by Latino actors? Is Anthony Mackie anymore of a household name than Michael Pena? If you are going to mention twice in a film that it is based on a true story, you may want to get a few things right, such as the casting.

Did you enjoy Eric's review? Give this review a thumbs up. +7
You may only thumbs up or thumbs down a review once.