Apparently screen writers do not know what the word illegal really means. In Goal, a family of Mexicans illegally enter the United States in one of the first scenes. Granted, the main character of the movie is a child, Santiago, so he is hardly responsible for the act. However, the fact that his father and grandmother took him and his younger brother across the border illegally is never brought up as a bad thing. So common this must be in California that the writers never even acknowledge it as a character flaw. Breaking the law is breaking the law whether you agree with it or not. Later in the movie, the now grown Santiago admits that he has asthma and gets his medicine from a free clinic in Los Angeles. No, it is only free to the illegal immigrants who suck off the generosity tit of the United States. His medicine maybe free to him but it costs the tax payers plenty.

I bring politics up because the entire point of the movie is to get the audience to root for and like Santiago. His mother has left the family and he lives with his brother, grandmother and father in a middle class house in LA. He is very hard working. He works with his dad at a lawn care company and he also is a dish washer at a restaurant. His dream though is to play professional soccer. Cue the audience's awe.

While playing soccer at a park with some friends, Santiago gets noticed by a former soccer scout from England who is there watching his grandson play soccer nearby. After making a phone call to the Newcastle football club owner in England, the scout offers Santiago a tryout with the reserve team if he can find a way to England.

An excited Santiago begins working even harder to make the money for the trip. His father is against it. He wants Santiago to partner with him on their very own lawn business. With only a few hundred dollars to go to pay for the trip, Santiago's father takes his money and buys a truck so as to start the business. Cue the audience's pity! Father and son then have an argument. The religious Grandmother sneaks behind dad's back and gives Santiago the money. (Why are only minorities shown as good religious people in movies?)

Once in England, he goes through all the typical trials and tribulations of being the new guy. He has to make friends and over come a bad first day at tryouts. Cue the audience's pity. He meets a nurse during a routine physical for the team. They like each other but he lies about having asthma. A fellow teammate, who dislikes Santiago for no apparent reason, breaks his inhaler. Cue the audience's pity. Santiago then plays a horrible game and almost gets kicked off the team.

Santiago eventually makes it to the show. He hangs with the star player and goes to the right night spots in London. Their he hangs with real professional soccer stars like David Beckham. His picture gets taken with a bunch of girls wearing only their lingerie. Before you can say "an arrogant star is born" Santiago apologizes to the nurse who is now his girlfriend and assures her that nothing happened with the girls as the photo was published in a paper. Again, cue the audiences pity.

For one final nail in the pity coffin, the writers have a scene where Santiago states that his father has never seen him play soccer. Then his father dies and Santiago gets the call from his grandmother and he cries over the phone.

Played by Becker, Santiago is a very likable guy. His is well mannered and quite conservative in his actions. His does not swear and it is never made clear that he and his girlfriend ever even have sex. They share a passionate kiss but the scene cuts away before it goes any further. What makes him stand out from the other players on the team is that they want all of the fame, girls and glory while he just wants his daddies approval. The movie ends on a very sappy note.

So popular was Goal around the world that Goal 2 and Goal 3 are due out soon. My only hope is that they keep Santiago as clean and wholesome as possible as that is his only personality trait. The pity factor can no longer be milked as he has made the big time at the end of the movie and resolved his daddy issues. Now that he is rich and famous I wonder if he will pay any money back to the United States government for all of the charity it gave him?

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